Over the weekend, Sam and I visited OC Animal Care, looking for a potential sidekick to abet our high crimes. Among the friendly strays, were many malnourished puppies and mistreated pit bulls. If I could, I would buy a farm and establish a pit bull rehab colony, where we would grow giggle grass during the day and make crop circles by night. Here are some of the dogs that I met that day at the pound. Hopefully in a couple of weeks, one of these pits will be mine to spoil.