While everybody else was at Coachella, either sucking down mojitos next to the pool or climbing out of the K-hole during Tiesto's Ultra Uber Trance Megamix set, Jon and I decided to head to Santa Ana Zoo to do the exact opposite of these brave party-goers. What's better, losing a couple brain cells 2 hours away from home or gaining new friendships with cute/not-so-cute animals right down the street from my moped mechanic? The obvious answer is the the first option, but the second isn't too far behind...
Apparently, this horse's name is Sazoo.

Theys jeepin' and to be quite honest, I didn't know what to expect at the Santa Ana Zoo. Will we see wild street dogs? A few Squirrels? Maybe an Ant?

What other zoo's got boots? Not the LA or NY zoo, I checked.

Summon your eagle powers. This one was injured.

my mom.

Stella.

Pubes T.

Mike T.

Jon's Lady

CJ

Vanessa

Ashly's Eye.

Ashly's feet.

Shepard.

- ROAMS